It might cheer me up
If it smells like bacon, it smells good.
I share with you all the Christmas special I remember watching every year as a kid. Probably explains a lot about me…
I find it kinda funny how they always have babies on toilet paper packaging.
So tonight I was standing like a foot away from Neil Patrick Harris. After the final Candlelight show he was chilling at a table in the area that I was cleaning. He was sitting there with his family. Then just before the fireworks started they left and I wiped down his table. I generally don’t get starstruck but it was still pretty legen - wait for it - dary.
I thought it said blind coroners and I’ve been laughing for like ten minutes. Not exactly sure why.